You there! blackened gum on the sidewalk –
I consecrate you. A dark host
for a dark celebrant.
And you, man walking your dog at 6AM –
I bless the parables in your teeth,
clacking to stay awake.
For at this hour I am the Bishop of everything
diagonal,
cater-corner,
proximal,
but never finally touching,
that doesn’t hang together, connect.
Slip sliding away to infinity
I raise my arm in Taxi benediction –
the Blessing of the Fleet
a checkered yellow –
I am Pope and cornerman to box shrubs
in my square priory, my tiny park.
A voice pulls at my elbow
from a window far above:
"Take off that silly paper hat!
What are you doing out there!
Act your age just for once,
and get back in here before it rains!"
My mood darkens, whom/what
will I excommunicate
with a wave of my crosier, my
wind-broken twig?
Congregants pass unrepentant
with their strollers and scooters.
How will I bring the morning
its salvation, like an everything bagel
warm in the bag – when it refuses the wine
of my poems, so cross-eyed with gall.
This crucified dawn. This Sunday that slants
to salvation or damnation.
The Sunday Muse
Oh, you are KILLIN me here, qbit!
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Ahahaha! Thanks!!!!
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Luv it so much. Wow…. i wish i had written this.
Much💜love
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Oh my, thank you so much!!!
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Worthy as a modern (and perhaps more Catholic) iteration of Christopher Smart. Organ music, the smoke of incense, and a sleight of hand.
Wonderful as always, Randall!
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LOLOLOL! I love that comment Charley. High Church on a bagel with lox and cream cheese.
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Exact– wait, what?!?
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Gracious! A walk on the wild side, a walk on the side holding humor ~~~ and to think i missed Mass this morning! I bless you. Bless me?
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Bless us everyone, and I’m Tiny Tim with a ukulele, or is it Dickens?
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Your sense of humor should be bottled and sold for a horrendous fee!!! We all need a dose on special occasions.
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Ahahahaha! Thanks!!!
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Wow, bless those dog walkers at 6:00 am and that last verse really was amazing. Saving the day with a warm everything bagel. Perhaps, add some cream cheese melting on the surface Would it change the everything in an extra-ordinary experience?
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I like the cream cheese plan. Maybe some lox and capers and red onion too.
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everything bagel, amen.
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Perfect!! I should have thought of that!!!
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Meaning the amen…
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Strong and fascinating write qbit! Had a dark but engaging Sunday feel — well written…👍🏼
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Hahah! Yes. Thank you!
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“Slip sliding away to infinity
I raise my arm in Taxi benediction –
the Blessing of the Fleet
a checkered yellow –
I am Pope and cornerman to box shrubs
in my square priory, my tiny park.”
Love this stanza, q!
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You know all about the raised arm taxi benediction!!
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Yup!
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As always, you have knocked it out of the park Qbit!! Brilliant, clever and wonderful!!
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Thank you!!!
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