I Doo Wop

Your coffee on the nightstand 
I flip wake up wake up handstands watch
your bathing beauty backstroke
you’re a cutie windmill
arm spokes in your bathtub full of sleep,
baby baby la dee dah

Dreams all warm and gooey
salted caramel fresh-baked
chewy sugar cookies I’m no rookie
at this nookie business
bookie got your number
every time, dial 9-1-1

I dare you double dare you
throw your crayons in the sun to let those
joyous colors run until the sky melts
liquid light and felt my eyes upon
your endless
box of night, pack of bright

Our day boat sailing tide is out now
shouting holy cow we’re late
ow! pull you reel you kiss you
fish you in my arms don’t miss we’re
getting to the church
on time, I do. I do. I do. Wop.

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Swipe

Windshield wipers doing time, we pass 
Danbury FCI – the slammer where billionaires
doodle orange Jello on Martha Stewart™
tin plates.

You said roll Connecticut‘s forest
into a blanket, wrap you in all that green –
tuck the earth, the globe around you, let you
dream rhyme slang among nymphs

Held in their trees – parole
from the long drive's tedium. I am Clyde,
obedient to your Bonnie, but I don't know
how to keep all the world's twigs

from sticking and waking you, all that
ragweed and pollen from creation’s sneeze,
all the animals – aardvark
to zyzzyva – from crowding you,

your car seat smaller than a cell.
What was Noah thinking? I look
in the glove box but have no cubits or pistol,
just napkins from Dunkin Donuts.

I reach out the window,
lay hands on the horizon,
crack heaven's vault –
proceed to loot vistas,

boost realms, cut landscapes
from their frames of reference,
I would commit all felonies of
sea and sky for you, any crime

of mountain or stone
doing hard time. Awake now
you are judge and jury,
sleepy, are we there yet?

Windshield blades clear off rain,
like rags wiping clean the slate.

*Zyzzyva – a genus of tropical weevil.

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“Some Say a Heart”

What is a heart? Circling, crow said:
a Ferris-wheel. Loved ones clambering in
at the bottom, belting tight, handrail down, up,
up, and overhead to vistas of love and all. Whee!

Yet nobody ever gets off, only on.
I must build ever more gondolas, bigger and bigger,
standing room only now, gingerly add more spokes,
longer and higher, everything faster and better.

Fade that Mr. George Washington Gale Ferris Jr.,
the wheel's inventor – his body on fire with typhoid fever,
turning and turning endlessly in his bed –
died penniless, his ashes unclaimed. So there's that.

Because I’m a rinky-dink carny, a huckster
with my 25 cent rides in a field outside of town. It's just
me to collect the tickets, clean the johns, sell
the popcorn and cotton candy, make lemonade

out of life’s lemons. In the midway dirt, crow
pecks at busted foil balloons. Let’s change this up. What if
instead the heart is a yo-yo: all whiplash and whirl
falling in love. Or steady spin around the axis of marriage –

Walking the Dog and Rock the Baby. Yes, those
will do. You, crow, plucked at the string in my chest’s hidey-hole
and winged away to your nest. Furious, wild, it’s Around
the World
, I am undone.

My heart is flying saucers, pizza dough tossed high,
unicycles with fire eaters, zodiacs, everything
that turns under the galaxy’s carnival lights. Whee. Wheel.
Crow watches from the bend in her oak tree.

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Musk

Wait, what’s this? The morning is all a-twitter 
with Elon Musk deepfakes: AI’s posting Harpies –
the head of Elon fixed to the body of birds,
a titmouse shrieking atop magpies and shrikes.

Have our overlords reincarnated as Greek Myths?
My History Channel inbox now shaken, not stirred
with Elon as Atilla, Robespierre, Elon as Tecumseh Sherman
and Atlanta's burning pixels pour from a Dixie cup

into my phone, slime like faux-butter, greasing
the automated re-write of the rules, of lucidity –
my mind is too puny for the onslaught, the Musk-a-rrhea
of it all, Elon here, Elon there, Elon everywhere –

Chef Boyardee Musk-a-Roni, Muskovy duck,
Muskie for President, Elon fondling Muskmelons
that split under his touch, The Captain and Tennille sing
“Muskrat Love” on repeat.

Three Musketeers, both book and bar. Yes, even those –
nothing is sacred, nothing untouched, no escapees from
the Popeil Musk-o-Matic – it slices it dices
it makes hundreds of julienne minds in seconds.

My nostrils full with the scent of Musk.
I look at the screen and see my own head –
not on a bird but on a stake, a Muskmallow soft and white,
ready for turning above the flame.

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Space-Time Helicopter

The time traveler’s wife
asked me to bring back a carton of smokes
From 1972, since it was way cheaper
and still cool, and she could light up inside
instead of bumbling in the rain

Also pick up some orange juice and eggs,
and don't forget to close the wormhole behind me
like yesterday, when I let loose the gerbils and
guinea pigs, escaping though runway tubes
between dimensions

And please patty-cake or do-se-do
with the refrigerator, or whatever it is I do,
so that today’s failing avocados come back perfectly
ripe, grab that toast 30 seconds earlier
before it burns

Instead, might I take back what I said, an hour
a day, a month, a year ago?
Time unleashes the past like a furious river,
words, a flood of tumbling wreckage
and drowning cars

Or find that spot just above the artery
where I can tie off regret with a tourniquet
of silk cord, stanch the memory
and blood of loss which stain
the hourglass so red

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Drift

A soccer ball floats in the wide, broom reach, far 
from either shore – faded red and white hexed scales
of a deflated fish, what air remains

leaking rubbery sadness. Motionless,
as if placed for the kick – but it's long over,
the match between mermen and stevedores –

pickup game between fast, elegant fins passing from below,
vs. burly shore workers on lunch break, heavy thighs
and power kicks from above,

the waves whipping furious,
wind dodging and driving forward,
only the sky to referee.

My ferry blows its whistle, but there is no clock to stop,
no crowd shocked by loss, a seagull picks at trash,
engines moan against the current.

A tire-pump PTSD here – the new ball I left in a park
practicing goals with my father before he died
when I was young,

him annoyed I don’t take care of my things.
Now one of us above, one of us below,
balled-up years drift on the tide.

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Rosetta Stones

Did the Romans really pave their roads 
with books? Wrap each brick
of the Via Appia in papyri odes?
Godspeed to chariots, or such.

Now, instead, our highways are scorched asphalt –
hot words dead-snake the country,
tarred and burnt. Bitumen
rhymes with bitter.

Or was it Greeks,
using verse
to hammer closed the lids
of caskets?

(A poem in my pocket
for my cousin's funeral, but I had
the wrong day and missed it.
I am so sorry.)

This morning, my toes are grateful
for cool sand among
beach plums and
sawgrass.

At the end of the track,
gravel and sharp
stones.
Are these

words
a pebble in my shoe,
a rock in my heart?
A nail?

Or a path, a way.

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Slow News Day

What could be so urgent,
this pelican outside my window at 3AM
grunting and clacking me awake –

Across the river, news of New York City
dimmed at this hour, building lights
vague on the apron of water,

But hark – 150 years late –
Lincoln is shot!
Pelicans known for their slow roll,

Messages passed beak to beak
like parents feeding smelt
to their young,

Then off to Australia, riding spars
and rigging of boats, decades
in the whaling grounds' widening gyre,

Storms – all hands lost – flying ashore
at Pitcairn Island,
listening to Fletcher Christian’s parrots

Squawk mutiny into the headlines.
Now all just white noise
to me, the sound of pelican feathers

taking flight, only blinking red and blue cop cars
transmitting some new violence
in morse code –

What news, what news?
I am as Lear, crazed
with scrambled signal –

I'm sorry if I must pass
this slip of paper on to you
as you sleep.

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Big Mouth Billy Bass

A few feet under the waves
the old sea bass slow-dances aimlessly
to hoary classic rock radio
from the boat stereo

Dragged up from the deep,
wireline, song, and fish
draped with shrouds of seaweed,
mouthing Time in a Bottle like cargo

with its last breath
before I slit it belly to gills,
viscera and maybe my soul
lobotomized circa 1972

spill out on the deck –
mouths a few final words –
Sympathy For the Devil,
an understated “I’ll see you in hell.”

When you and I talked later,
over lovely fish tacos, you apologized,
said you would rather dance
on my grave

In cherished joy
than sing to a boomer box
casket
at my funeral.

So then call my ashes to account from a boat –
Boogie down in the bow,
Rock n' Roll with the waves,
Twist and Shout

as a knife of sun
mirrors off the water
slits you
belly to throat

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Big Mouth Billy Bass

Pat Sajak Spins the Dreamcatcher

Pat Sajak spins the Dreamcatcher –
God egging him on, what the hell,
who can never get enough of playing dice
with the universe,
the Wheel of Fortune stutters

Broken Faith
Delicious Kisses
Imagined Truths
Death & Taxes

Because it isn’t a dream at all,
life is scrambled like a channel clicking
through the Shopping Network
and CSI Miami
except it’s a losing game of hangman –
Let’s Make a Deal –
the Devil holds sway

Because that was always
how it was going to end –
Vanna’s not going to save us,
descend like an Archangel
in a technicolor dream coat,
hair like wings of fire –

The letters turn one by one
and spell our fate.

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