Adamantine

My obituary says
no lighting votive candles –
enough with this fetching of angels like moths
who burn their wings in the flames.

Ghosts are indeed invited
to the reception, but no deviled eggs
will be served for obvious reasons
of hell and high cholesterol.

My urn should be a mason jar
that once canned root vegetables –
pickled remembering, havoc beets,
parsnip soul food for the other side.

Feel free to comb through my cremains
for adamantine – waste not, want not –
help yourself to what was hard, irreducible,
my topsyturvy cinders of bone and star.

For Shay’s Word Garden

Cut Him Off

It was an accident for sure
my dumping vodka in the vase
instead of water –

Russian lilacs inebriated,
drunk with color,
violets dancing
without any wind,
tiger lilies carrying on
with the lemon verbena.

Even the shrub spiders
stumbling down their webs
and singing beloved poison songs,
their chanteys of smallpox
and revenge.

Where are my coffee eyes this morning
to cut through the fog
and find the keys –
Because these flowers
will need a more sober poem than this
as their designated driver.

For Shay’s Word Garden Word List

Crumbles

Baudelaire (why is it always Baudelaire?)
sat near the window to write fortune cookie scripts.
(Even flâneurs and boulevardiers need
extra absinthe boodle).

He’d done well with his bumper sticker:
“Honk if you love Jesus!”
but inspiration is lightning
that doesn’t strike twice.

Today he struggles:
“The fox covers itself with the scent of lilies,
its soul an ethereal fire, the rhythm of shadows.”
No, no, that will not do.

“Weeds and wildflowers both die
with the language of silent things on their tongues.”
again, no, he scrapes the palimpsest –
ghost words haunt the page.

How will he release the pieties, the taboos
of General Gau’s chicken?
The dark wishes
stirring in a pot of wonton soup?

For Shay’s Word Garden Word List

For Ruby Tuesday prompts

Billy the Mountain

“Billy was a mountain (Billy was a mountain), Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder”*

A responsive Reading to Billy Collins Introduction to Poetry

Billy, you’re such a wiener!
I think we used to pants guys like you
in Jr. High.
Fer Christsake –
 
Let’s take poems
and hold a BIC lighter to their words!
See if they burst into Hindenburg flame —
Zeppelins of hydrogen guitar riffs.
 
Take the poems you’ve been handed —
chip at them with hammerstone
and try to make a flint knife or spear,
something useful for survival when the world ends.
 
Or cut eyeholes in the pages
and use them as a mask
in a bank robbery —
then turn their meaning inside out
 
and disguise yourself
as a metaphor for the blinding sun
as you run down the alley,
cash spilling out of your bag.
 
Grease yourself with WD-40 poems, WD-50, WD-Infinity —
so you can slip through the wormhole
from today back to today
and only lose consciousness of a few hours.
 
Hell yes, tie them up!
Beat them with a rubber hose,
interrogate them for meaning,
make them give up the names, the names…
 
If they lie,
if they fail to tell you
the truth, hang them at dawn.
Hang them all.

*Billy the Mountain, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, 1971

For Desperate Poets

For Ruby Tuesday prompts

Ruby Tuesday

(For J&C)

You said “Goodby Ruby Tuesday” to me 
before clicking the lid shut 
on your jewel-box car –

redlining home with your heist
in the passenger seat, her hair 
the theft of every red sky at morning

warnIng you of the storms ahead.
But you had wound and knotted my vision 
to a rocket – gravity harpooned to its soul –

spoutIng fire into water-black sky
in its fury to escape the barbs 
set by iron laws of the land.

My heart caught in the coils –
a Nantucket sleighride dragging me skyward 
away from the river, the estuary, the sea,

the whale-road home –
instead of sanctuary,
you – if you call me Ishmael, I will call you Ahab –

sank us on the graveyard moon
where you filled coffee cans 
with ashes of the dead.

If I fall to my knees next to you and dig,
dig all the way to China,
will I find scrimshaw runes of my mother and father 

written on bones?
Will my lips be caked with dust
from kissing the lunar ground 

where I was tossed ashore
by the Sea of Tranquility
in a  meteor storm?

Will you find your lost limb
when you hobble to the trunk of your car 
In the moonlight?

Back in our story a ruby slipper
was still on her foot
when her leg washed onto the rocks.

Like me, she must have clicked her heels 
three times
and said “there’s no place like home”

so we could sleep with the fishes
and dream of rivers and the sea
where what we’ve lost sinks out of sight

to where there is no light –
where like a blind fish, 
my hair luminous,

waving in the merman dark  –
I ask her name 
and there is no reply.

For Desperate Poets OLN (and Desperate Crossings)

For Ruby Tuesday prompts

On answering the question: “What super-powers would I want for my poems?”

Incorruptibility of the flesh for one –
roll back the rock from Golgotha 
and I walk free
in my Dolce & Gabbana shades
and lime green Crocs –
resurrection of the flash.

Poems that smash atoms
into quarks of up, down, 
crushed pistachio, and almond –
sub-atomic food particles 
washed from my teeth
by a Waterpik™ stream of words.

Then Reign of Terror poems –
potato peeler Guillotines –
OK, sure, bad bad bad, 
but also some tasty french fries 
and stanzas
from all that chopping.

Would I trade all that
for practical poems that walk the dogs 
in the cold rain like today?
Or smell like my love
in warm sheets, with coffee brewing
just now in the kitchen?

No, no mild-mannered 
Clark Kent poems. Instead – 
like inhaling Popeye's spinach –
Aztec gods that down Habanero peppers,
breathe out fire and snakes
and volcanoes.

For Desperate Poets

Tiptop

The Good Lord had extra bolts and screws left over
after Creation and the “Let there be light” thing –
might have skipped a step or two, left off a cover
from the Ikea Universe assembly kit, missed some springs

and glue. Oh well, the drawers and humans almost fit
but a little rickety. The angel painting crew called in
to “put some lipstick on that” and get some spit
and polish on the world. Some said “it’s a sin”

but I love the cockeyed dawn and rattletrap stars,
the bugs with too many eyes, the fish with none.
Love tipping between perfection and chaos. The diamond scars
of a world that could be gone in a blink of sun.

Small gifts, these errors of heaven. 
My day rises, fills, bread with leaven.

For Desperate Poets

“I am minister to porcupines…”

I am minister to porcupines –
my sermons written in quills 
too barbed for poets –
you will need pliers
to extract my meaning.

I light cigars for whales
in their whisky bars,
pour two flukes of courage on the rocks,
stiffen their resolve – 
whale-roads long and cold around the Horn.

I lay a feast before the pack.
”Who’s a good boy?”
Maybe I am.
That which is owed
to jaw and carcass.

Who am I, Spiritus Mundi?
That vast intelligence of body and beast? 
No, I am who I said before:
Animeax, patron saint
of spit and howl.

I am but seagulls 
flying low
this side of the river.
Listen to them scree for 
bread and circus.

For Desperate Poets

Brain Freeze

We were dancing on buzzsaws – 
our bare feet on blacktop –
heat so bad, the tar fierce

Chasing us across the parking lot
from our bikes to the 7-Eleven, long before
"no shirt, no shoes, no service"

Naked backs, skin the hides of sun fawn –
tanned and stretched
from chlorine swimming pools

Into the blue,
Into the blue of it, the blue freeze
of the store's air conditioning

Then swirling in a red, white, and
blue cup, the sweet blue, blue
brain freeze

Like ice crystals
of jet contrails in our mouths,
frozen altitudes of the jet stream

Then riding on
to watch the planes land
at Buckley field

Where the US army
kept all the country’s nerve gas
in red, white, and blue tanks

Deep below the tumbleweeds
and gophers,
and we would

Twist and shout in pretend agony –
show the younger kids
how to die

For Desperate Poets