My obituary says
no lighting votive candles –
enough with this fetching of angels like moths
who burn their wings in the flames.
Ghosts are indeed invited
to the reception, but no deviled eggs
will be served for obvious reasons
of hell and high cholesterol.
My urn should be a mason jar
that once canned root vegetables –
pickled remembering, havoc beets,
parsnip soul food for the other side.
Feel free to comb through my cremains
for adamantine – waste not, want not –
help yourself to what was hard, irreducible,
my topsyturvy cinders of bone and star.
Cut Him Off
It was an accident for sure
my dumping vodka in the vase
instead of water –
Russian lilacs inebriated,
drunk with color,
violets dancing
without any wind,
tiger lilies carrying on
with the lemon verbena.
Even the shrub spiders
stumbling down their webs
and singing beloved poison songs,
their chanteys of smallpox
and revenge.
Where are my coffee eyes this morning
to cut through the fog
and find the keys –
Because these flowers
will need a more sober poem than this
as their designated driver.
Crumbles
Baudelaire (why is it always Baudelaire?)
sat near the window to write fortune cookie scripts.
(Even flâneurs and boulevardiers need
extra absinthe boodle).
He’d done well with his bumper sticker:
“Honk if you love Jesus!”
but inspiration is lightning
that doesn’t strike twice.
Today he struggles:
“The fox covers itself with the scent of lilies,
its soul an ethereal fire, the rhythm of shadows.”
No, no, that will not do.
“Weeds and wildflowers both die
with the language of silent things on their tongues.”
again, no, he scrapes the palimpsest –
ghost words haunt the page.
How will he release the pieties, the taboos
of General Gau’s chicken?
The dark wishes
stirring in a pot of wonton soup?
For Shay’s Word Garden Word List
For Ruby Tuesday prompts
First Light

Billy the Mountain
“Billy was a mountain (Billy was a mountain), Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder”*
A responsive Reading to Billy Collins Introduction to Poetry
Billy, you’re such a wiener! I think we used to pants guys like you in Jr. High. Fer Christsake – Let’s take poems and hold a BIC lighter to their words! See if they burst into Hindenburg flame — Zeppelins of hydrogen guitar riffs. Take the poems you’ve been handed — chip at them with hammerstone and try to make a flint knife or spear, something useful for survival when the world ends. Or cut eyeholes in the pages and use them as a mask in a bank robbery — then turn their meaning inside out and disguise yourself as a metaphor for the blinding sun as you run down the alley, cash spilling out of your bag. Grease yourself with WD-40 poems, WD-50, WD-Infinity — so you can slip through the wormhole from today back to today and only lose consciousness of a few hours. Hell yes, tie them up! Beat them with a rubber hose, interrogate them for meaning, make them give up the names, the names… If they lie, if they fail to tell you the truth, hang them at dawn. Hang them all.
*Billy the Mountain, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, 1971
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Ruby Tuesday
(For J&C)
You said “Goodby Ruby Tuesday” to me before clicking the lid shut on your jewel-box car – redlining home with your heist in the passenger seat, her hair the theft of every red sky at morning warnIng you of the storms ahead. But you had wound and knotted my vision to a rocket – gravity harpooned to its soul – spoutIng fire into water-black sky in its fury to escape the barbs set by iron laws of the land. My heart caught in the coils – a Nantucket sleighride dragging me skyward away from the river, the estuary, the sea, the whale-road home – instead of sanctuary, you – if you call me Ishmael, I will call you Ahab – sank us on the graveyard moon where you filled coffee cans with ashes of the dead. If I fall to my knees next to you and dig, dig all the way to China, will I find scrimshaw runes of my mother and father written on bones? Will my lips be caked with dust from kissing the lunar ground where I was tossed ashore by the Sea of Tranquility in a meteor storm? Will you find your lost limb when you hobble to the trunk of your car In the moonlight? Back in our story a ruby slipper was still on her foot when her leg washed onto the rocks. Like me, she must have clicked her heels three times and said “there’s no place like home” so we could sleep with the fishes and dream of rivers and the sea where what we’ve lost sinks out of sight to where there is no light – where like a blind fish, my hair luminous, waving in the merman dark – I ask her name and there is no reply.
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On answering the question: “What super-powers would I want for my poems?”
Incorruptibility of the flesh for one – roll back the rock from Golgotha and I walk free in my Dolce & Gabbana shades and lime green Crocs – resurrection of the flash. Poems that smash atoms into quarks of up, down, crushed pistachio, and almond – sub-atomic food particles washed from my teeth by a Waterpik™ stream of words. Then Reign of Terror poems – potato peeler Guillotines – OK, sure, bad bad bad, but also some tasty french fries and stanzas from all that chopping. Would I trade all that for practical poems that walk the dogs in the cold rain like today? Or smell like my love in warm sheets, with coffee brewing just now in the kitchen? No, no mild-mannered Clark Kent poems. Instead – like inhaling Popeye's spinach – Aztec gods that down Habanero peppers, breathe out fire and snakes and volcanoes.
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Tiptop
The Good Lord had extra bolts and screws left over after Creation and the “Let there be light” thing – might have skipped a step or two, left off a cover from the Ikea Universe assembly kit, missed some springs and glue. Oh well, the drawers and humans almost fit but a little rickety. The angel painting crew called in to “put some lipstick on that” and get some spit and polish on the world. Some said “it’s a sin” but I love the cockeyed dawn and rattletrap stars, the bugs with too many eyes, the fish with none. Love tipping between perfection and chaos. The diamond scars of a world that could be gone in a blink of sun. Small gifts, these errors of heaven. My day rises, fills, bread with leaven.
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“I am minister to porcupines…”
I am minister to porcupines – my sermons written in quills too barbed for poets – you will need pliers to extract my meaning. I light cigars for whales in their whisky bars, pour two flukes of courage on the rocks, stiffen their resolve – whale-roads long and cold around the Horn. I lay a feast before the pack. ”Who’s a good boy?” Maybe I am. That which is owed to jaw and carcass. Who am I, Spiritus Mundi? That vast intelligence of body and beast? No, I am who I said before: Animeax, patron saint of spit and howl. I am but seagulls flying low this side of the river. Listen to them scree for bread and circus.
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Brain Freeze
We were dancing on buzzsaws –
our bare feet on blacktop –
heat so bad, the tar fierce
Chasing us across the parking lot
from our bikes to the 7-Eleven, long before
"no shirt, no shoes, no service"
Naked backs, skin the hides of sun fawn –
tanned and stretched
from chlorine swimming pools
Into the blue,
Into the blue of it, the blue freeze
of the store's air conditioning
Then swirling in a red, white, and
blue cup, the sweet blue, blue
brain freeze
Like ice crystals
of jet contrails in our mouths,
frozen altitudes of the jet stream
Then riding on
to watch the planes land
at Buckley field
Where the US army
kept all the country’s nerve gas
in red, white, and blue tanks
Deep below the tumbleweeds
and gophers,
and we would
Twist and shout in pretend agony –
show the younger kids
how to die
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