Where An Online Hot Tub Buying Guide from Popular Mechanics
Is Dazzled by Hollywood's Bright Lights
Cup holders, multicolor LED lights, and removable headrests – budget aside,
when in the market for a hot tub consider the features most important
for actors to play submarine and avoid their unpaid agents.
The first thing to nail down is how many people
you’ll generally need to accommodate, including
her bodyguard and Natasha in her gown and streamers.
The majority of options out there are for four to five people
or six to seven people, so yes, bring the man from accounting
with a face saddened like a porcupine.
But there are a few large models
that can accommodate eight or more adults:
a couple of cops, the fire chief, the mayor. Maybe you are Gatsby!
As well as extra small hot tubs ideal for two.
Square inflatable hot tubs
for blackbird-boned lovers who want a quick coo.
Next up is the number of jets. At least 100 jets.
Or should have at least 170 jets. A lot of jets.
Jets are as necessary as a good hero role.
Always check the number of jets
to ensure you'll get the experience you want –
the shocking welter of water, so peculiar and wonderful.
Check water capacity (measured in gallons) and overall dimensions.
Remember, size is important!
Please do not gape at the pool boy.
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