Wake up you
chucklehead!
Yeah you! Talking to you!
This is your fire-breathing,
rip-tearing, snort-snorting
coffee speaking!
It’s Caffeine Thursday
and while there are no nuts
in Chock Full O’ Nuts,
if you laugh
it out your nose
you will miss
your bus.
An alternate, coffee-inspired submission for dVerse Quadrille
qbit 
Stings, too.
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LOLOL!
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Dunno. “Matchcoffee Tuesday” might have been a better angle…
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Sounds like a chapbook – 7 Days of Screaming Coffee.
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Oh my lord, yes. One sociopathic coffee rant for each of the eight days of the week.
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Because you are seeing double by t e last day!
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Wow! Thats potent coffee! Haha.
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LOLOL!
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Love it. You could have used this for the superpowers prompt, too! Supercoffee – bringing shakiness and over enthusiasm to a cafe near you!
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Yes, good point! LOL!
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I’ve had coffee coming out of my nose while laughing at something. This is really good…and packed with humor.
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Loooooooove.
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LOLOL!
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I think you will get a kick out of my Twiglet too. In-line in the comments there.
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Nice quadrille!
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