This bergamot,
looking so green
but tasting so orange,
hoax-nosed you
like a street juggler,
like dizzy lemon-lime
snout dancers and
now-you-smell-them-now-you-don’t
sniffpockets
whiffing you the rind,
this fruit
the biggest
slight-of-snoot trick
of all time
At the end of each day
when the angels are done drinking off
the sunset, Heaven’s Chardonnay,
are they tipsy with sunlight?
A little high on sky,
that rumbling now,
all ribald and bawdy
under cloud cover.
Out on the road after I fixed up
my old jalopy of a heart
Bandy veins and
gappy ventricles
don’t seem to hold down
my baggage too well
Just bounced out
a case of the willies –
and now the ghosts of women
dead from love gone wrong*
litter the road
with their lost red shoes
Dang, and a case of the heebie jeebies
broke open too
a bunch of random legs and arms –
no one wants any part of them!
My running board of love
is hanging from the chassis
and the Blues Brothers
refuse to play on my radio
Will you love me anyway?
Will you still say, “I do?”
*One theory of the origin of the expression “the willies” is from “wila,” “vila” and several other variants, the “wilis” have been staples of Slavic folklore for centuries. “Wilis” are usually depicted as the spirits of young women who have died from love gone wrong in some respect and haunt the forests forever after, luring young men to their deaths
Scaredy-egg
begs the question –
which came first
the chicken or
the cat?
Electric jump back
6.242×1018 coulomb
crazy bitch neurons
firing begging burning
from the frying pan
onto the plate
you yes you honey
gonna cat-scratch eat you
gonna love you right up.
Poet and Philosopher Akira Dogesawa. “The Homestead” – Emily Dickinson House, Amherst MA
(Translated from the Japanese*)
Like you,
I have the gift
Of scent beyond the grave –
How your garden
whispers,
Just here –
The stilled wingbeats
Of the fallen thousandth daughter
Of your hummingbird.
*Akira Dogesawa (aka “The White Knife”) b. 2013.
In Japan, Shiba Inus were traditionally bred to hunt small game such as birds and rabbits, and write Haiku.
N.B. Although rigorous honesty in poetry does not demand full disclosure, Akira was in fact born and raised in the United States. We are certain however that Japanese is still her first language, as her responses to even simple English commands are inconsistent, and she exhibits a strong preference for sushi.
Wake up you chucklehead!
Yeah you! Talking to you!
This is your fire-breathing,
rip-tearing, snort-snorting
coffee speaking!
It’s Caffeine Thursday
and while there are no nuts
in Chock Full O’ Nuts,
if you laugh
it out your nose
you will miss
your bus.