You can make your own holy water
I found the recipe online,
And there’s a good YouTube video
Basically, all you need is
Water, salt (if you want a hint of tears)
And a kitchen bowl.
There’s one really tricky bit
And I didn’t follow everything about
“Multiplying loaves and fishes”,
But I think it’s just a matter
Mix the salt and water
And speak over it
That which you find in your heart
Or you can skip
The water and salt and bowl.
Just look in your heart
Those around you
With your love.